Crowjob

When a woman yells “CAW! CAW!” Repeatedly at a man’s penis until he reaches ejaculation.

Aye girl, why don’t you come on over here, gimme a crowjob. Caw on my knob 😉

by Heabanginpoop March 7, 2019

crowjob

When a white guy gets a blow job from a black girl.

6 Marines taunting the 1 Marine that decided to stay on base:
"We all got crowjobs from Shante last night behind the tavern"

by heyfever May 2, 2008

crowjob

When you beat up someone with a crowbar. Particularly in their mouth.

"Yo Marcos did you give that guy a crowjob last night?" "Yea Wayne, I beat the s*** out of that guy!"

by littlemagpie December 18, 2011

cronjob

To indefinitely delay the giving of oral pleasure.

All you're going to get from that girl is a cronjob.

by xkj00 November 25, 2007

Crowjo

(noun) - A drinking band with a music problem; specifically when whiskey, gin, moonshine and beer are preferred alongside folk instruments in a punk rock band.

(verb) - to crowjo; to get crowjoed:
The tradition of getting sloshed the night before a show as a false self-promise to not get as sloshed the next day.

We got a show tomorrow, you know we're gettin crowjoed.

Oh right, we have a show today,we still gotta crowjo!

by O'l Man Jarvis September 4, 2018

cronjob

A word used by geek to refer to the smoking of cron (marijuana). Named after the tasks that are executed at regular intervals by a UNIX utility called cron.

Look at the time, there's a cronjob about to happen.

by Tsar Destroy Awesome October 30, 2003

cropjob

a perfectly well-constructed facebook profile cropping

Dude, why did you crop out Samantha?

Yeah, man that bitch had redeyes but I looked amazing so had to do the cropjob

by Masala Wonder July 25, 2012