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cropping 

The art of strategically placing ones body in a photograph as to make that individual look different then they do in real life. This is cropping.

Although cropping has taken place since the dawn of photography, it has gained in popularity in recent years do to myspace and facebook.

Many overweight girls take photos of the face in a pose that makes them actually look skinny and attractive. In some cases cropping can actually make a 2 turn into a 10 or dime.

Cropping is relatively harmless except in cases were a girl tries to get a guy who is WAY out of her league only to be let down after he gets his cock sucked.
Damn, this bitch looked really hot on myspace, so I decided I'd bang her. Man, she had the biggest foopa I've ever seen. I made her change that cropping shit so not to trick anyone else.
cropping by Agntagnt March 16, 2008
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Cropping 

When your undershirt slides up above your belly like you are wearing a crop top under your shirt.
Omg Emily, I’m cropping so hard right now

cropping 

Obviously cropping someone out of a photo with a arm around you or equally important in the picture.
Bossanova: Hey that girl bianca has mad cropped pictures on face book she must be a skeeze
Johny Hammersticks: shes a cropping whore man. wats new
cropping by Bossanova Bill November 18, 2009

Cropping 

The act of extreme shunning. One may only recover from being cropped if deemed so by the Executive Council of Mandom.
Executive 1: who are we cropping now?

Executive 2: the girls that screwed that guy that we hate.
Cropping by A Clockwork Apple December 6, 2011

Cropping 

When your undershirt slides up over your belly underneath your shirt like you are wearing a crop top underneath.
Omg Emily, I’m cropping so hard right now

Cropping Rule 

The tighter the crop, the fatter the chick.
According to the cropping rule, if you only see eyes to lips she's at least 350#.
Cropping Rule by Pussbucket January 21, 2011

horse cropping 

Verb. A form of male masterbation. When a male tucks his erect penis between his legs with his knees tucked to his chest and overhand grips his member behind his body (knuckles up) whilst inserting his thumb into his own anus.
We walked in on him horse cropping. It was brutal.
horse cropping by Tytdafbe February 23, 2019
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