Crowjob
Crowjob by Heabanginpoop March 7, 2019
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crowjob
"Yo Marcos did you give that guy a crowjob last night?" "Yea Wayne, I beat the s*** out of that guy!"
crowjob by littlemagpie December 18, 2011
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Crowjo
(noun) - A drinking band with a music problem; specifically when whiskey, gin, moonshine and beer are preferred alongside folk instruments in a punk rock band.
(verb) - to crowjo; to get crowjoed:
The tradition of getting sloshed the night before a show as a false self-promise to not get as sloshed the next day.
(verb) - to crowjo; to get crowjoed:
The tradition of getting sloshed the night before a show as a false self-promise to not get as sloshed the next day.
We got a show tomorrow, you know we're gettin crowjoed.
Oh right, we have a show today,we still gotta crowjo!
Oh right, we have a show today,we still gotta crowjo!
Crowjo by O'l Man Jarvis September 4, 2018
cronjob
A word used by geek to refer to the smoking of cron (marijuana). Named after the tasks that are executed at regular intervals by a UNIX utility called cron.
cronjob by Tsar Destroy Awesome October 30, 2003
cropjob
Dude, why did you crop out Samantha?
Yeah, man that bitch had redeyes but I looked amazing so had to do the cropjob
Yeah, man that bitch had redeyes but I looked amazing so had to do the cropjob
cropjob by Masala Wonder July 25, 2012
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