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Crawkward 

A mix between creepy and awkward.
When he sat down at our table, it was really crawkward.
Crawkward by embem August 14, 2008

cockward silence 

An awkward silence between two men where one man's masculinity is in question.
When Dave pulled up to my house in a minivan, there was a long cockward silence.
cockward silence by Vinny Porrello January 4, 2008
Someone with cooking skills less than average.
Wow she totally ruined the pancakes, that cooktard.
Cooktard by LolYouFellForThat January 4, 2011
Damn Chico, that chick is so cockward!
cockward by turnure May 8, 2006
An awkard situation that surrounds the conversation of a cock.
Nat grabs Brent in the nether regions.

Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.

Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"
cockward by brentionary January 26, 2011
The voluntary or involuntary act of progressing a situation or discussion into a state of awkwardness towards the male reproductive genitalia or “cock”
"Becky, don't bring up his ex-girlfriend in front of her. You're making shit cockward."
cockward by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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