crackward

A male who leans towards anal sex with members of the same gender and like to do this as often and frequently as is physically posible for a human being without damage to the producers of the sexual cells that dangle inside their sack

damn u r such a fuckin crackward

by bigyun February 3, 2005

Crackarrhea

When you take a hit of crack, smell crack or just think about smoking crack and instantly get the urge to shit or get explosive diarrhea.

Danny boy cashed in enough cans to get a $20 rock and the thought of coppin alone gave him crackarrhea

by cookiesandtits March 31, 2019

Crackadon

A person who uses illegal controlled substance routinely that can be.found in the wee hours of the morning seeking drugs. An addict out at the crack of dawn.

Me: damn bru what is that chick doing up so damn early for?

You: man that is a doped up crackadon. She's always out here at these hours looking for crumbs.

by QueenyOmygodess March 28, 2017

crackacardia

Crackardia is when you have ingested large amounts of Crack-cocaine (or cocaine in any form), thereby causing a reaction of increased heart-rate, this is the term used to describe the rythm your cardiac monitor is reading.

Julius: "Yo man, my heart feels like it's beating out of my chest"
Brian: "Yeah, I think you smoked too much crack tonight"
Julius: "Yeah nigga' I must be gettin' that crackacardia, Let's go to the ER."

by Tiffany and Brian October 12, 2007

Crawkward

A mix between creepy and awkward.

When he sat down at our table, it was really crawkward.

by embem August 14, 2008

cockward silence

An awkward silence between two men where one man's masculinity is in question.

When Dave pulled up to my house in a minivan, there was a long cockward silence.

by Vinny Porrello January 4, 2008

Crackyard

1. The backyard of that one junkie neighbour that always drinks and smokes

2. The yard that the guy who sells drugs lives at

Joey: Our ball landed in Mr. Johnson’s house
William: Nah forget it! We’re not going into that crackyard just to get that cheap ball back

David: I’d like some cocaine
Dealer: Nah bro! Keep getting caught selling drugs here, you have to visit me in my crackyard to get it
David: FUCK!

by This-user-likes-pvz October 13, 2023