cromiting 

Vomiting so hard your crying

Dude, I'm so hungover I've been cromiting hard all morning.

cromiting by ChrisMas0101 November 17, 2017

Crofting 

v. To squeeze the juice from a cherry using only the pressure from one's buttocks.

Walking with a mincing gait, Jim shares a coy smile with his spectators, before sharply clenching his buttocks and neatly crofting the nectar from the velvety fruit.

Crofting by capncat July 4, 2017

Scromiting 

The act of screaming up vomit.

"I walked in on my parents doing it last week, and immediately started scromiting up the dinner my mother had prepared, with the very same hands she was preparing my father with."

Scromiting by scromiting April 30, 2009

Commiting a JP 

Puking on a girl that you really like.

Jake was commiting a JP by puking on Trisha while playing Beer Pong.

Commiting a JP by Bitches_bein_Bitche December 19, 2009

commiting a Fallony 

v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.

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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"

I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.

commiting a Fallony by gnostic 2 April 13, 2014

crosting

The white, dry crusty residue of semen and vaginal secretions that dry in your underwear (or the sheets) and crunchy "frosting" like look about them.

I swear i slept on top of crosting at Becca's house.

crosting by Captain Panty September 5, 2009

Crointing 

Jerking off to homosexual turtles having sex.

Commonly done in groups of 3 or more partners.

“Did you hear what happened to Jimmy ? He got grounded for a week, his parents caught him Crointing “

Crointing by Lv35BossChungus January 3, 2019