cometing

when a biology teacher has such fat sausage fingers that he can't type for shit.

It is also a word used by chavs to explain what ejaculates out of their micro-penis.

it was a cometing innit bruv.

by tomaxxxxxxxxxxxx September 10, 2020

Owen-Comering

Masturbating In a Class and or Before class.

Student 1:I love Owen-Comering in P.E.
Student 2:How do You manage that with out anyone seeing you?
Student 1:I hide in the bathroom stall

by OrgyPig March 18, 2011

Competing

The annoying thing the teacher says when someone is talking when they happen to be explaining something.

Person 1 (whispering): Hey person 2, when is the assignment du-
Teacher: Oh! DO I HEAR SOMEONE COMPETING WITH ME?
Everybody: *sigh*

by BigFatDuck January 21, 2020

cobeting

This is what happens when you have desires to steal someone's swagbucks while being perceived as cute.

"Laura was cobeting Katie's swagbucks this morning."

by Choateaa February 18, 2010

Competing religion

Any other religion that is going after the same market share for souls as yours. (i.e. Christianity and Islam)

Anita: "Look at those people, with their funny clothes and rituals. I hope they all know they're all going to Hell!!"

Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."

by Bill Sensbach January 9, 2012

Comething

Something to cum on

Sum is short for something.

Cum is short for comething.

by JarOfMayonnaise May 29, 2021

comepinga

(Cuban term) (adjective, noun) Word that refers to a stupid and incoherent person.

You went to the party and you didn't dance, you're a "comepinga" You went to the party and you didn't dance, you're a "comepinga"

by Damianvn September 4, 2023