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dry
adj. Boring, lacking interest. Often used when describing parties or ho-hum sporting events.

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What are you doing in calculus class dude? You should be down to the skate park.

Nah. That scene is dry.
by gnostic 2 March 16, 2014

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n. Communication channels favoured by the aged, and those that don't want to be "part of the conversation".

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Dude! You got to get on the Twitter! You can totally get fake updates from celebrities and find out what all your cool friends are wasting their lives doing in "real time"!

No thanks. I'm kind of into the anti-social media. I have some Dickens I want to read before I have my evening gruel. And is there some other type of "time"?
by gnostic 2 February 09, 2014

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n. Cascade of gold medals won by a team at a sporting event.

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Canada wins again! I hope this golden shower never ends!
by gnostic 2 February 23, 2014

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n. Physician who isn't much good. Often used by senior physicians discussing sub-par residents. You can use this synonym for "quack" in your doctor's presence.

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That's an interesting diagnosis ducktor. Perhaps you can explain why you think this patient has "necrotising pneumonitis" and not a common cold.
by gnostic 2 February 09, 2014

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n. Winner, especially of an important event, competition, promotion, Olympic medal etc.

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You're a Canadian hockey player, eh? So I guess you're a golder.

Does a beaver slap in the pond?
by gnostic 2 February 23, 2014

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n. Blizzard or similar winter storm featuring sleet. Ambient temperature is usually warm enough for outdoor play.

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Sounds like a slurpee-fest is coming this weekend. Come on kids! Let's find the mitten box and warm up our snowball throwing arms.

Why does everything have to be a sport with you? And who even has a "mitten box"?
by gnostic 2 February 22, 2014

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v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.

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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"

I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.
by gnostic 2 April 11, 2014

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