croinkle

Noun
A statement of fact.

Verb
To explain.

Boz's frong called Nebulous told me 'croinkle' the other day.
I croinkled to Boz about frongs.

by Roz February 15, 2004

Cronkle

The hardened portion of lotion or soap that unites at the tip of the bottle (or tube) dispenser

Aw man! My new lubriderm already formed a cronkle! (noun)

I rubbed it into my hand and got friggen cronkled! (verb)

“Mom I told you not to buy the cronkly soap again!” “Derrek you’re 46 and still living in my basement, I think you can go buy your own soap!” (adjective)

by smartwoman12368 January 17, 2019

crinkle dick

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".

"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."

by userbits March 7, 2010

shit crinkle

A worthless fold or air-pocket in excrement.

davidlopan123 is a shit crinkle

by aardvarks September 27, 2007

crinkle ass

older person whose butt skin as become crinkled

Suzie: "I can't go out with you, Howard. You're too old for me. You old crinkle ass."

by Squeazl August 4, 2009

Crinkle Star

Another word for Asshole!

My crinkle star is dirtier than uasual!

by Ben Morris and Jimmy Dornbush January 13, 2009

Crinklecut

Used to describe a woman's. Extremly jagged labia. Resembling a "crinkle cut" French fry. Typically considered unattractive and undesirable.

Dude 1: Did you finally get to tag Amy last night?

Dude2: Yeah but I don't think I would go there again. Bitch has a nasty, stank ass crinklecut!

by Big Daddy Spankbottoms March 22, 2019