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crinklestar 

Too many jalapenos made my crinklestar burn.
crinklestar by Roy-G-Biv March 26, 2008

Crunklecunt 

A more wrinkled and haggard version of camel toe.
Absolute grotesque wrinkled form seen under the cloth covering the pubic region of a female caused by abnormal lip growth.
That aerobics instructor had the worst crunklecunt I have ever seen. I wanted to take an iron to it, or leave it pressed between a few dictionary's for a month.
Crunklecunt by G. Smiley January 15, 2011

Crinklet 

A name given to someone who is under the care of another person. Learns from the other person. Higher in rank than grasshopper and toglet. Almost like a sibling to the teacher. Usually given to girls by girls.
Nice one, Crinklet. Try it this way.
Crinklet by Crinklet June 19, 2008

Crinklegate 2020 

The crinkling of the first page of textbooks by depressed factory workers who are upset with their wages and the textbooks they make.
Notice how the first page of your textbook has a crinkle in it? That’s proof of Crinklegate 2020
Crinklegate 2020 by Jerry Hanks March 11, 2021

crinkle cut

1. a synonym to cool 2. a way to cut things (like carrots, french fries, and pickles) to make them cooler and more appealing
a: dude! i just got a new band t-shirt!
b: crinkle cut.
crinkle cut by daniellepf January 11, 2009

crinkle cut hoe bag 

A woman who twists her face up to try and be good looking in selfies but looks like an used pack of potato chips instead
Jazmine has a crinkle cut hoe bag face with her selfies today
crinkle cut hoe bag by SavageBP November 4, 2017
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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