when pants are riding so high that when your sitting down you can see the dick and balls protruding, this new entity is no longer dick and balls but a single croin
"dude my pants are so tight that my croin hurts"
dude 1: "dude put that croin in the trash"
Dude 2: "ill put you in the dirt"
dude 1: "dude put that croin in the trash"
Dude 2: "ill put you in the dirt"
by jayrayvay February 26, 2009
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A form of cryptocurrency sold by Jebadiah Schlatt - The value of a Schlatt coin only goes up over time.
by Enderfied July 1, 2019
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-"Yeah, I know, he does that every time... he just can’t help but paying to win. Last time he did over 4k points in my bracket!"
-"Yeah, I know, he does that every time... he just can’t help but paying to win. Last time he did over 4k points in my bracket!"
by Tina-turner July 4, 2021
Get the Coiner mug.Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.
Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”
Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
by fat obese lady May 15, 2022
Get the Choinked mug.A modern way of saying to give credit to/appreciate what someone does, even if it’s easier not to. Originated from Netflix’s series “The Witcher” in which the titular character spends most of his days killing monsters for the people he meets. He is commonly viewed as an emotionless monster himself, but a bard writes a song about him in which he sings, “toss a coin to your Witcher, o valley of plenty...toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanity”.
Geralt of Rivia (the Witcher) is often seen and treated as an outcast, but he’s mostly just trying to help people, so toss him a coin.
Geralt of Rivia (the Witcher) is often seen and treated as an outcast, but he’s mostly just trying to help people, so toss him a coin.
“Jeez man, my mom’s been such a bitch lately.”
“How do you mean?”
“She’s so controlling, dude. She won’t even let me to to Todd’s party this weekend.”
“Dude, you know that’s because she’s trying to keep you out of trouble. Yeah she can be strict, but toss a coin to your Witcher, man. She’s tryin’ her best.
“How do you mean?”
“She’s so controlling, dude. She won’t even let me to to Todd’s party this weekend.”
“Dude, you know that’s because she’s trying to keep you out of trouble. Yeah she can be strict, but toss a coin to your Witcher, man. She’s tryin’ her best.
by clayto97 January 19, 2020
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