croggit
The croggit is a state of mind, in which a person is immensely fucked and feels like they are in another body
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Crogpits
The Totalitarian leader of Earth. Crogpits is the highest form of spiritual being. To be ‘Crogpits’ is to be better than anyone else. Crogpits and his trusty left hand man Dedoid did not want to expose their true identities so they replaced them with God and Jesus. These inspiring individuals can be seen in such ‘best selling’ books like ‘The Bible’ or ‘CondyloidRickybogaJohson69’. Crogpits has always preached that he was constantly made to ‘take his trousers down’ when visiting the doctor. He also was very keen on ‘angelic children’. He is proud creator of the disherdrywishermashon.
Jameson: Hullo Sullivan, would u look over there, it’s a lovely little CROGPITS “
Sullivan: He is lovely isn’t he. Now I’m off to have sexy time with Stacy and she’s gonna pull my trousers down. Toodleoo”
Sullivan: He is lovely isn’t he. Now I’m off to have sexy time with Stacy and she’s gonna pull my trousers down. Toodleoo”
Crogpits by RickyBogaJohnSingWog December 11, 2018
criggitty
Crackhead or base head, the movment a crackhead makes when high on crack. The unbalanced walk of a junkie.
criggitty by Jay-R & Paul August 28, 2006
Crongite
(adj. 1) did you ever figure out what the crongite really is?
(adj. 2) heading to the crongite do you want anything?
(n.) what’s up crongite?
(adj. 2) heading to the crongite do you want anything?
(n.) what’s up crongite?
Crongite by sleepycatboy October 27, 2020
Croggie
To give some one a lift on your push-bike, could be on the parcel rack or crossbar. Originating from the Hull and East Riding area of the UK.
Hey Bob do you want a croggie down Newland Ave?
My new bike is perfect for giving 'our Lass' a croggie back from the pub!
My new bike is perfect for giving 'our Lass' a croggie back from the pub!
Croggie by 9cupsoftea December 14, 2010
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