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Crofting 

v. To squeeze the juice from a cherry using only the pressure from one's buttocks.
Walking with a mincing gait, Jim shares a coy smile with his spectators, before sharply clenching his buttocks and neatly crofting the nectar from the velvety fruit.
Crofting by capncat July 4, 2017
Words you can keep

Crofting 

I spent all day crofting, I'm a bit tired.
Crofting by HarriTombRaider July 9, 2009

Crofting 

Crofting is a individual engaging in the licking of a mans testicles as a sexual act, this is very often referring to a homosexual situation.
I went to empty the bins and there was a couple of gay lads crofting round the side.
Crofting by Big Bobbins July 6, 2014

Lara Crofting 

The act of reaching in and exploring everything you can.
My girl wanted to try somethin' new, so she sent me Lara Crofting.
Lara Crofting by The Wickers March 24, 2020

Crafting Table 

The crafting table is a block from the mainstream game, Minecraft. Due to a incident in GeorgeNotFound's stream that their fans had found "interesting", it had been an on-going joke that "standing on a crafting table" means to give/receive a blowjob, or simply to have sexual intercourse.
Random person A: Hey, would you stand on a crafting table for me?

Random person B: Absolutely not, never say those words to me again.
Crafting Table by ilyapads October 17, 2020

Crafting table 

After an "incident" on one of GeorgeNotFound's streams, the whole "crafting table" thing became a meme, a joke to laugh at.
Now, we are getting very interesting on the crafting table~
The joke is very annoying, but funny
Person A: I know a place~
Person B: Really? What place?~
Person A: A Crafting table~
Person B: Did you get that from-
Person A: Yes, I did.
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Person A: Will you be the Sapnap to my Crafting table?
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crafting 

1. The activity or hobby of making decorative articles by hand.

2. A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.
David: Claire just broke up with me, im just sitting at home and crying.

Angela: You mean crafting?

David: What?
crafting by DarkEmpire June 7, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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