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crafting 

1. The activity or hobby of making decorative articles by hand.

2. A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.
David: Claire just broke up with me, im just sitting at home and crying.

Angela: You mean crafting?

David: What?
crafting by DarkEmpire June 7, 2016
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Crafting 

Crafting originates from a prank made by Danisnotonfire and Amazingphil. Essentially I believe it means to be a distraction from crying.
I'm crafting so hard.

Craft, It'll be alright.
Don't cry, craft!
Crafting by SupernaturallyCrazed September 1, 2016

Crafting Table 

The crafting table is a block from the mainstream game, Minecraft. Due to a incident in GeorgeNotFound's stream that their fans had found "interesting", it had been an on-going joke that "standing on a crafting table" means to give/receive a blowjob, or simply to have sexual intercourse.
Random person A: Hey, would you stand on a crafting table for me?

Random person B: Absolutely not, never say those words to me again.
Crafting Table by ilyapads October 17, 2020

Crafting table 

After an "incident" on one of GeorgeNotFound's streams, the whole "crafting table" thing became a meme, a joke to laugh at.
Now, we are getting very interesting on the crafting table~
The joke is very annoying, but funny
Person A: I know a place~
Person B: Really? What place?~
Person A: A Crafting table~
Person B: Did you get that from-
Person A: Yes, I did.
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Person A: Will you be the Sapnap to my Crafting table?
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crafting table 

Nobody will ever stand on a crafting table again.
crafting table by w-whiskers November 8, 2020

Crafting Vegeto 

Crafting Vegeto is a popular YouTuber/streamer who is extremely cancerous and is very cute and sweet. He like to watch Jojo and make YouTube vids just on it. He streams almost everyday except for Tuesdays and has a discord server which he is active and talks to his many fans in.

His real name is Samy and was born May 3, 1996, his age is 23 and he is a super hot french man ;))
He has many ships for example:
Craftinzzy (Samy and Tezz)

Smichgeto (Smich and Samy)
Btw did I mention he’s fucking adorable?
I love crafting Vegeto he’s such a great streamer/YouTuber.
Crafting Vegeto by Erentheidot February 11, 2020

crafting table 

The crafting table is the best block in Minecraft. After a cult had started the following of the block it has evolved into an icon of pop culture.
Jimmy: Wanna go fuck a crafting table?
Tom: Sure why the fuck not
crafting table by Djbobhut February 25, 2020
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