croffle

to shuffle along or walk very slowly, as exhibited in the movement by someone of great age and decrepitude. A dialect word probably from UK Midlands (Staffordshire).

He croffled up to the local shopping centre to get his daily ration of tobacco.

by Peter R Jensen April 19, 2008

Cruffleaupop

The feeling of satisfaction from peeling a large piece of eggshell from a boiled egg.

Verb: the act of peeling a large piece of eggshell from a boiled egg

Man, peeling a boiled egg can be so frustrating as the shell comes off in tiny little pieces but sometimes, you get a really big piece and it just feels amazing, like cruffleaupop!

by T2dak March 14, 2019

Cruffle

A backstabbing bitch.

Remember Cruffle? Oh yeah he’s the one that betrayed me.

by Cruffle stan August 13, 2020

Cruffled

If your mic starts to sound robotic or crumbly, it is going Cruffled!

Me: Hello

Friend:Hey, How r u?

Me: Wait a second your mic is going a bit Cruffled!

by Hazza K August 15, 2012

Cruffle

The detritus left at the bottom of a Ruffles bag: Ruffles crumbs = Cruffles.

Sabrina: Damn it, Janet. You ate all of the Ruffles.
Janet: I did not, Sabrina. I left you the cruffles.

by HamisMami January 22, 2020

Smuffle Muffle Cruffle Truffle.

A Big Delcious, Mighty Juicy Huge in Yo Mouth, Tasty Yummy, Mouth Watering, Jaw Dropping, Eye Popping Booty Sloppin.. . . BOOOTY!

Kim Kardashian Is NOTHING NEAR a Smuffle muffle Cruffle truffle.

by Big Daddy Smuffle Truffle. November 21, 2011

choffle

A classy rofl, used in situations when you can't be seen/heard rofling.

The Queen choffled when she heard the joke.

by Allen Wiebe May 11, 2008