crocketter 

a person who is clever but hates it

will argue with people who they feel deserve it

and is very funny

beth crocketter

crocketter by gary montague September 28, 2008

The Davie Crockett 

When you proceed to have anal sex with a man/woman while wearing a coon-skin hat.

Chris Hawkins asked Jonathan Gluckner to have sexual relations with him. Jonathan proceeded to place a coon-skin hat upon his head, then slowly penetrated Chris's asshole, thus doing the Davie Crockett.

The Davie Crockett by Maximus Wilks July 13, 2009

Cockeater 

One who's diet is based primarily on cock

James is such a Cockeater!

Cockeater by matt April 5, 2004

Tubbs and Crockett

Cocaine.

You trying to get with Tubbs and Crockett later?

Tubbs and Crockett by Yabels September 10, 2010

Davey Crockett Hat 

a very hairy vaginal area,where the bush continues around the vagina onto the anus and surrounding areas,thus leaving a giant,Davey Crockett hat.
Any questions???

I bet courtney cox has a big davey crockett hat.
some German girls have very nice davey crockett hats

Davey Crockett Hat by seacadi67 October 2, 2009

Crockett 

The baddest, most macho, stylish motherfather who ever walked the planet. Detective James "Sonny" Crockett, played by Don Johnson on Miami Vice.

Wow, that guy is straight-up Crockett.

Crockett by Crockett1984 March 6, 2009

Cricketeria 

CRICKETERIA: One's inability to sleep due to a bastard cricket chirping its ass off at all hours of the night sending the would be sleeper into hysteria.

My head is throbbing and I can barely keep my eyes open after suffering through a fucking case of Cricketeria last night. When I find that asshole I'm going to smash it to smithereens.

Cricketeria by Hbdd8 June 12, 2013