crockarate

Karate while wearing crocks.

Dude, they was some major crockarate!

crockarate by CharaCIC July 29, 2021

Cockrates 

A sexual philosopher who has great sex slogans and a pretty fucked up mind.

"Don't think with your head, think with your lower head" -Cockrates

Cockrates by Cockrates May 26, 2008

cockalate

when whip out your cock and start to jack off with out porn.

i cockalate with out my mother knowing.

cockalate by steven la February 11, 2009

Crocsafatee 

Crocsafatee: Learning or improving from ones dangerous or stupid encounters or mishaps and implanting change from these events.

A bit of crocsafatee would of prevented Cornelius J Bothington Esquire from loosing his second eye .

Crocsafatee by JWL3 June 6, 2016

chockatrate 

1. the act of choking your girlfriend and penetrating her tight snatch from behind whilst giving her the Heimlich Maneuver.

2. The act of killing your pet by sitting on it

last night, whilst dining on steak and chips. i gave Carli an epic chockatrate.

omg, this fat wanker sat on Kevin and chockatrated him!

chockatrate by buswanka November 21, 2010

Crockerage

Pronounced "Cro-ker-idge"
Used to describe one that constantly defends Brittany Spears, usually somebody that commits crockerage records them self with a video camera under a blanket of some kind, crying and screaming their sorrows to the world, which really doesn't care.

"You and your crockerage!"
"Chris Crocker is found guilty for numerous charges of crockerage!"

Crockerage by Harley B. October 25, 2007

cockamated 

Out of whack, misaligned, screwed up.

Variation of the word "cockamamie".

Dave: Hey Diana, what seems to be the problem?

Diana: I can't seem to get the paper loaded in the printer the right way. My print jobs keep coming out all cockamated.

cockamated by Sleepy Woodchuck September 6, 2013