1 definition by Sleepy Woodchuck

Out of whack, misaligned, screwed up.

Variation of the word "cockamamie".

Dave: Hey Diana, what seems to be the problem?

Diana: I can't seem to get the paper loaded in the printer the right way. My print jobs keep coming out all cockamated.

by Sleepy Woodchuck August 08, 2013

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