Crocks

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Extremely ugly shoes with holes in them that are apparently very compfortable. Most users of these shoes are children (probably because they are too young to realize how bad they look), Moms, and old people.

Mom: "Check out my new crocks!"

Daughter: "Ew mom, those are so ugly!"

Crocks by bubblegum1991 June 27, 2008

Words you can keep

crocks

team homo

crocks by stp xc October 31, 2003

Related Words

Crocksten • Crockstar • crocksie • Crocksobia • Hillbilly Crocks • Cock n' Crocks • Crunk in My Crocks • crock-shits • crock • Cocksauce

crocks

faggot who likes it up the ass
"comon i know you want the crocks"

crocks by stp xc October 31, 2003

Crunk in My Crocks

Being 'Crunk In My Crocks' means to be a middle aged person who Is also frequently high.

"Aww man, that kids dad is always Crunk in His Crocks. Should we call DHS?"

"Awww mahn, I can't wait to be the dad that's always Crunk in My Crocks!"

Crunk in My Crocks by Coffee to help me sleep October 1, 2017

Hillbilly Crocks

Crusty socks that became that way due to the wearer being a crazy hillbilly who never changes his or her socks. Considered quite the fashion (from North Carolina to Missouri) once they can "stand on their own two feet".

Kyle: uhh... dude... why are your socks standing up?

Leroy: I haven't washed them in a few years.

Jenny: ohhh Leroy... I just loooooooove a man who's not afraid to sport Hillbilly Crocks!

Hillbilly Crocks by tRy2bEaT_mE October 19, 2015

Cock n' Crocks

A lazy form of coitus in which the man's comfortable footwear, preferably crock brand footwear, is not removed.

"Sorry hun, I had a long day at work, so can we do Cock n' Crocks tonight?"

Cock n' Crocks by Mcflurzle September 4, 2019

cockschelle

A "Cockschelle" is the german word for when you punch someone with your massive dick.

The word got famous through the german youtuber/rapper/kellerbaron Mois

Oh yeah nahui

"Ich gebe deiner Kahba eine massive Cockschelle

Oh yeah nahui"

cockschelle by trash.uchiha March 1, 2019

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026