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A person who, despite thinking otherwise, has no natural talent in any ground whatsoever.
"Can he rap?"
"Nah never he's a total crobber"
Crobber by yomanamesjoe April 14, 2010
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When sitting on the toilet, you reach over to tear off some toilet paper only to find that there's nothing but the cardboard tube, or cob, left on the roll.
There's no shitwipe left on the roll. I've been cobbed!
cobbed by Mr. Weebitzy December 7, 2013

Corn Cobbed Cock 

Having genital warts or blisters covering ones penis and having hair growing from them.
Dude I banged this chick last night and i woke up with some serious corn cobbed cock...
To get cobbed is to be smooth talked into having a penis inserted into you anus as its a good idea, only to realize when it's in your actually getting shafted by the man.
Damn eBay just cobbed the hell out of me, with there price increase.
Cobbed by Captain Spanky July 20, 2006
To deliver aggressive, comatose inducing sex to a female. Also know as "breakin' backs". When eating Alaskan Crab, you break the crabs back. Hence, when you break a chicks back, she got "crabbed". Can be used in different verb tenses also.
Dayum, look at the ass on that broad! She'll get crabbed in a heart beat.
Crabbed by New Shoes August 13, 2006
Chobbing is a word originated from a twitch streamer called Rosso5792. It means the act of destroying/ slaying someone inside of a videogame. It can also mean how you are feeling.
Those players just got chobbed. We are the ChobChampions!
Chobbed by JamesMW18 January 29, 2018