4 definitions by Team Anchorage

Corn Cobbed Cock

Having genital warts or blisters covering ones penis and having hair growing from them.

Dude I banged this chick last night and i woke up with some serious corn cobbed cock...

by Team Anchorage August 29, 2010

Anchorage Dip

To cram as much "dip" into ones mouth as possible. Often results in stretch marks in cheek, nausea, and excessive vomiting. A.K.A. a dip the size of Connecticut.

Nik: Dude I'm about to put in a dip the size of Connecticut!
or
Dustin: Hey man, can I get an Anchorage Dip?

by Team Anchorage August 28, 2010

Anchorage Dump

To take a dump that is at least twenty-eight pounds which rips one anus and causes excessive bleeding. Often requires the use of an entire roll of toilet paper.

Nik: Yo Doc. I just took an Anchorage Dump and my asshole was split wide open.
Dr. D: Nurse!
Nik: Doc? Am I gonna be ok?
Dr. D: No son, I'm afraid the dump has ripped your asshole completely in half. You will die in the next two hours.

by Team Anchorage August 28, 2010

Cocktart

To recieve oral sex with poptart filling covering ones penis.

Dude, my girlfriend just asked if she could give me a cocktart again, I swear she likes the flavor more than she likes me...

by Team Anchorage August 31, 2010