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Some one who is a console underated goated free agent player and the y play sixteen hours a day. On a good day they play 20 hours. And they drop out of high school as a junior.
THESE KIDS ARE FUCKIN CROATED! OH YOUR CROATED AS FUCK. OH FUCK THIS KIDS CROATED AS SHIT.
Croated by Jiff Gat0 April 27, 2019
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caroasted 

when you destroy someone so bad that they should die
get caroasted old man
caroasted by caroasted November 7, 2018

coasted  

It's half way between relaxed (coasting), and when you feel toasty inside (that warm feeling). That point of full relaxation.
After a tough 3 hours of Smash Brothers Brawl last night, I laid on the couch for 5 mintues and I was coasted ...Nice.
coasted by Fish and Sac October 29, 2008
When somebody says something that they will do, and somebody then says 'coasted', this mean the person who said the statement has to what they just said, and if the person that said it doesn't do it then they get slapped by whoever heard the 'coasted'
Example 1
person 1: i'm going to jump of the roof
Person 2: coasted

Person 1: #doesnt do it#
Person 2: #slap in the face#

Example 2
person 1: i'm going to jump of the roof
Person 2: coasted

person 1: #jumps off the roof#
Person 2: cool #no slap#
Coasted by YoYo69 April 1, 2012
Exceedingly drunk, to the point that you feel like you can't control your movements well. Sometimes the word "ghosted" is substituted
I was so coasted last nigh, the room was spinning.
coasted by cuzzin norge March 30, 2008