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It's half way between relaxed (coasting), and when you feel toasty inside (that warm feeling). That point of full relaxation.
After a tough 3 hours of Smash Brothers Brawl last night, I laid on the couch for 5 mintues and I was coasted ...Nice.
coasted by Fish and Sac October 29, 2008
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Coasted 

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When somebody says something that they will do, and somebody then says 'coasted', this mean the person who said the statement has to what they just said, and if the person that said it doesn't do it then they get slapped by whoever heard the 'coasted'
Example 1
person 1: i'm going to jump of the roof
Person 2: coasted

Person 1: #doesnt do it#
Person 2: #slap in the face#

Example 2
person 1: i'm going to jump of the roof
Person 2: coasted

person 1: #jumps off the roof#
Person 2: cool #no slap#
Coasted by YoYo69 April 1, 2012

coasted 

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Exceedingly drunk, to the point that you feel like you can't control your movements well. Sometimes the word "ghosted" is substituted
I was so coasted last nigh, the room was spinning.
coasted by cuzzin norge March 30, 2008

Coasted 

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To be "curved" or avoided when flirting.
She just coasted me when I told her she had pretty eyes.
Coasted by Attacked February 16, 2017

coasted 

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high and/or drunk out of your fucking mind.
"Oh my God, Matt is totally coasted."
coasted by pixelcrystals January 18, 2020

coasted

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When someone says they will do something outlandish, another person can say ‘coasted’. If the person then does not do the thing they said they would, they have to shave off one of their eyebrows
‘I’d cut my pinky toe off to teleport there right now
‘Coasted’
coasted by kschnizzle January 1, 2026

West Coasted 

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To have something stolen. Derived from the car theft statistics that indicate that California cities are frequently among the top ten for car theft rates.
Usually used in the past tense
Fred left his laptop on his passenger seat in the Stadium's parking lot and of course, the thing gets west coasted.
West Coasted by The Funhouse March 19, 2010
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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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