croí 

Etymology
From Irish croí. Conflated with crikey.
Pronunciation
IPA: /kri /,
Hiberno-English IPA: /kɾˠi /
Rhymes: -i
Interjection
(Ireland, slang) A︁n ex︁cla︁m︁at︁io︁n o︁f astonishment.
See Also
crikey
Anagrams
coir, Cori, RICO

Oh my gcroí! I just saw Breaking Dawn Part 2 and I was going crazy whenever the Irish vampires came on.
Then Bob responds to John, "Croí! Why are you so attractive?"

croí by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook October 15, 2021

ur aunt a croissant

The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.

Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*

ur aunt a croissant by Fastninjamichael April 4, 2018

croissant 

a yummy thing

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant

croissant by wowza666 June 8, 2019

Croiky 

Same meaning as "crikey", but used by someone who also says "roight".

Ian: Croiky! He spotted us! Quick! Use the tranquilizer gun!
Bobby: Roight!

Croiky by Anon1963 March 19, 2009

titty croissants 

Slang word for French breasts.

Madame has large and bouncy titty croissants.

titty croissants by I am your Daddy January 6, 2018

La Croix

Bubbly Water with a hint of fruit that nobody can pronounce

Ah yes, the "Pamp el mouse" La Croix is my favorite.

La Croix by hehehhehehheheheheh July 13, 2018

i coulda dropped my croissant

a famous vine in which a guy is holding a plate of food. another guy is standing on the stairs and yells to make the food guy jump. the food guy exclaims; ‘STAHP!! I coulda dropped my croissant!’

‘Raaaah!’ ‘Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant’

i coulda dropped my croissant by snowwhitesdwarfs December 18, 2017