Croil 

A combination of the words 'cry' and 'oil' meaning to cry oil, much like a transformer would.

Man: Hey Optimus are you croiling?

Optimus Prime: Hey fuck you man, my home planet is gone.

Croil by McNormal August 20, 2011

Croil 

Short for crawfish boil.

Hey Clyde, are you going to the croil on the bayou. "No, I'm having my own croil. Come on over."

Croil by mlack a lock March 4, 2023

ur aunt a croissant

The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.

Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*

ur aunt a croissant by Fastninjamichael April 4, 2018

croissant 

a yummy thing

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant

croissant by wowza666 June 8, 2019

Croiky 

Same meaning as "crikey", but used by someone who also says "roight".

Ian: Croiky! He spotted us! Quick! Use the tranquilizer gun!
Bobby: Roight!

Croiky by Anon1963 March 19, 2009

Choilet 

Those toilets which you sit on and the head of your penis always touches the front. Eww. Makes it seem like it's a "chick toilet" AKA Choilet.

Jake: Aw man! >.<
Josh: What happened dude?
Jake: This is such a Choilet!

Josh: Haha! Man I hate those!
Jake: I have to like push it down, I don't want germs on the tip of my *Flush*!

Choilet by Snoopy46 September 15, 2010

titty croissants 

Slang word for French breasts.

Madame has large and bouncy titty croissants.

titty croissants by I am your Daddy January 6, 2018