croissanting

(verb) to attempt the crocheting, but failing miserably due to limited knowledge and skill

I tried crocheting once, I ended up croissanting instead and poking my eye out

by highongrapes March 21, 2017

croissant

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant

by wowza666 June 8, 2019

The type of pastry a person is most likely to lose grip of.

Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!

by saltytears November 24, 2020

The word that angry French artists shout when they screw up their artwork.

by sidney.shrek November 16, 2017

A savory French pastry, coincidentally Kanye West's life blood and only thing he eats.

"They haven't sent croissants to New Orleans? George Busch doesn't care about black people" -Kanye West

by Tswift June 27, 2013

A pastry that took the french years to make and sell
and then the Americans slapped some cheese and ham on it (in five seconds) and made 1000000000$

don't be an American and ruin my croissant

A 'croissant' is to dry hump someone rapidly while constantly repeating the word 'croissant' with a french accent. Just for fun.

Boy 1: Hi!
Boy 2: Jumps on Boy 1 and dry humps him: Croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissantcroissantcrossiant!
Boy 3, 4 and 5: ROFL!