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Bubbly Water with a hint of fruit that nobody can pronounce
Ah yes, the "Pamp el mouse" La Croix is my favorite.
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pronounced "la crotch"

fizzy drink in flavors such as: hint of hint of lime, shy watermelon, imagine like a strawberry but with low battery.
Have you tried the new La Croix flavor: the concept of a grape?
by tachoe September 22, 2018
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1. The Cross

2 . A beverage distributed by Sundance Beverage Company containing "No Calories, No Artificial Sweeteners, Sodium Free". Comes in pure (unflavored), berry, coconut, cran-raspberry, lemon, lime, orange, lemon-lime, peach-pear, mango, passion fruit, apricot and pamplemousse (grapefruit).

3. A drink often found in the homes of your stuck up health nut or vegetarian "but I also eat sushi" friends
"Yo! Do you have any -add ritzy sparkling water brand name- (example: Perrier, S. Pellegrino)?"
"Nah man, but I got dis La Croix!"
"La Croix?! What's that?? Is that like Santana DVX?"
"It's like Perrier bromedog!"
"Iiiigght! I can dig it! Toss me one stud muffinator!"
*proceeds to throw can, friend does not catch, soda breaks expensive family heirloom*
"Yo! Do you have any -add ritzy sparkling water brand name- (example: Perrier, S. Pellegrino)?"
"Nah man, but I got dis La Croix!"
"La Croix?! What's that?? Is that like Santana DVX?"
"It's like Perrier bromedog!"
"Iiiigght! I can dig it! Toss me one stud muffinator!"
*proceeds to throw can, friend does not catch, soda breaks expensive family heirloom*
by djrapist February 16, 2015
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The most Bougie carbonated water out there. Hated by most people, loved by queens.
by Larson Carson July 03, 2018
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Translated from Italian to Mandarin to Greek to Chinese to English to American Sign Language to British to Bolivian back to Mandarin to Russian then finally translated to English and it means: The Pee
Ah! La Croix. I was wondering when pee would be put in a drink!
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by The Lanky Giraffe September 20, 2018
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Its a vary fizzy water usely in a can. it has no alcohol but I had one last night and it made me feel drunk. And is also drunk if you fell nauseous.
Hay do you feel nauseous then you need a LaCroix
by Ya boi Jesse May 20, 2018
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