Bubbly Water with a hint of fruit that nobody can pronounce

la croix means "the cross"

pronounced "la crotch"

fizzy drink in flavors such as: hint of hint of lime, shy watermelon, imagine like a strawberry but with low battery.

1. The Cross

2 . A beverage distributed by Sundance Beverage Company containing "No Calories, No Artificial Sweeteners, Sodium Free". Comes in pure (unflavored), berry, coconut, cran-raspberry, lemon, lime, orange, lemon-lime, peach-pear, mango, passion fruit, apricot and pamplemousse (grapefruit).

3. A drink often found in the homes of your stuck up health nut or vegetarian "but I also eat sushi" friends
"Yo! Do you have any -add ritzy sparkling water brand name- (example: Perrier, S. Pellegrino)?"
"Nah man, but I got dis La Croix!"
"La Croix?! What's that?? Is that like Santana DVX?"
"It's like Perrier bromedog!"
"Iiiigght! I can dig it! Toss me one stud muffinator!"
*proceeds to throw can, friend does not catch, soda breaks expensive family heirloom*

The most Bougie carbonated water out there. Hated by most people, loved by queens.

Translated from Italian to Mandarin to Greek to Chinese to English to American Sign Language to British to Bolivian back to Mandarin to Russian then finally translated to English and it means: The Pee

Fucking lesbian water