Critler 

The act of scoring a critical hit upon Hitler using a bomb.

In times of extreme bowel urgency one might find a pressing need to "critler" and relieve the pressure that comes before critting Hitler. One word can express this urgency accurately.

Q: "Dude where are you going?" A: "Critler."

*Flush* "Ahhh... Critler accomplished."

Critler by Renegade65 March 30, 2010

Critler 

A critler is another way of saying, "I need to go crit hitler", or "The 50 cal is out of ammo...time to go crit hitler."

"Critting" refers to the act of dropping a duece or "bomb" in the toliet.

Critting got its meaning from RPG games, where you critical attack someone.

In this case you are critical attacking hitler with you're facilities...

The most common use of this word is on instant messaging, when typing out, I need to go take a crap is just not cool enough and/or takes too long to type out.

Hey *friend'sname* I need to go critler brb.

Critler

The 50 cal is out of ammo, going to try a different tactic.

I need to go crit hitler.

Critler by silverfire675 March 29, 2010

Critler 

Critler; n.: A player of an RPG (role playing game) board game who, after declaring an attack on another player, consistently and inconveniently rolls the dice in such a way as to get a "crit" (short for 'Critical Hit'), resulting in the loss of one or more players. This player may or may not target 1 or more Jewish players of for-said game.

Awww, maaan, you gotta stop being such a Critler, y'know?

Critler by PenultimateSuspense122 January 30, 2017

Adolf Critler 

An insult to someone who heavily abuses critical hits in a video game like Overwatch, Team Fortress 2, etc.

Me:*dies*
Me: f%*# hax adolf critler cheat noob 1v1 me f%*# retard insert racial slur noob

Adolf Critler by MKpro October 20, 2018

Critter shitter 

A nasty, smelly toilet.

GAWDDDD, Bruto has a real critter shitter in his apartment!

Critter shitter by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Critter cage 

A small, cramped enclosure for inhabitants who may be smelly or nasty.

GAAAWD, the Freshman dorm rooms are a regular critter cage.

Critter cage by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Critter food 

Food that is made of vegetables, such as a salad.

This diet has me eating mostly critter food from the salad bar!

Critter food by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016