Tommy Velez

Someone who prefers little girls over ones his age. Usually found working at movie theaters

Bro look at that guy, he only dates underclassmen. He’s such a Tommy Velez!

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Andres Cubillos

Someone who lets their girlfriend boss them around like a complete bitch. They are frequently horny.

Looks at that chick beating her man. Yeah he’s Andres Cubillos.

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A complete moron who’s addicted to movies and video games. He’s a person to cry in a movie theater. They usually have an attraction to Native Americans.

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A dude who loves to eat paper and watch a ton of porn

Look at that guy eating paper, who is he? Christian Hernandez

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I have Clintaphobia.

by Isis34645747486547 November 29, 2016

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A guy thats funny but only underage girls and one gay guy wants to bang him. Can be found doing speed in his car.

That poor guy he keeps attracting that gay kid. Well he is Zackary Hagerty.

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Someone who loves pretzels and hoagies. They also love Philly for some stupid reason.

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