Constaphobia

The fear of taking shits inside small areas.

man I gotta go home! last time i took a shit in a stall I got a serious case of constaphobia!
So what you're saying you're constaphobic?

by coneboneconnor August 17, 2011

conaphobia

Fear of traffic cones. Its primary symptom is a tendency to drive more slowly than necessary where such cones are used on a roadway.

No lanes were actually blocked by the utility work, but traffic was still slow due to a few drivers' conaphobia.

by Aaron of Minneapolis July 10, 2010

Cuntaphobia

The fear or dislike of vaginas.

Shelly: So, have you and Raj done the dirty yet?
Kelly: No!
Shelly: Why not?
Kelly: He suffers from Cuntaphobia.

by F Meister May 15, 2006

Conaphobia

The fear of Conan O’Brien spontaneously coming into your house and into your fridge. stealing your good milk and pouring it down the drain.

wife with Conaphobia tells husband she’s pregnant while Conan O’Brien pours good milk down the drain.

by Conan O’Brien November 30, 2021

constaphobic

Fear of being constapated

While I am on the toilet I am constaphobic

by Dhfgfgftgffdg October 17, 2015

contraphobia

Intolerance of people with different views than one's own.

As minority views become more popular, adherents tend to show more contraphobia—intolerance of anyone who disagrees.

by J:P March 19, 2020

Contraphobia

The fear of an option that differs from mainstream leftist view points.

Signs of someone suffering from contraphobia include but are not limited to: yelling, harassment, crying, irrational tendencies, lack of factual information, free speech snuffing and violence.

Oh, I’m a bigot, homophobic, racist asshole? You are exhibiting signs of contraphobia on a subjective basis with no factual evidence. Your argument is invalid and you’ll end up on YouTube as a triggered snowflake.

by FactsAlwaysWin August 26, 2019