crisscross applesauce
I like rainbows, pink unicorns, and sitting crisscross applesauce while I hold hands in a love circle and sing Jesus loves me.
crisscross applesauce by 'eh July 16, 2007
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crisscross applesauce by Blueberry MB January 21, 2009
crisscross applesauce
the act of urinating in a manner such that two (or more) streams of urine intersect, thereby creating a frothy churning yellow swirl in the water which resembles applesauce
Billy and Bobby both had to pee really bad, so rather than each taking their turn, they decided to crisscross applesauce.
crisscross applesauce by Chad Baker May 12, 2004
Criss cross applesauce
A hand to hand combat fighting maneuver in which you yell out "Criss cross applesauce!" While simultaneously faking a right punch(criss), then a left punch(cross) culminating in a swift kick to your opponents junk (applesauce) Timing is everything in this maneuver. If executed perfectly, it is unblockable.
Criss cross applesauce by Mayut January 12, 2016
Criss cross applesauce
a way in sitting in which the knees are bent and the legs over lap (hence the criss cross) and the applesauce is a nice rhyme used to remind young children how to sit.
Criss cross applesauce by singstar319 June 19, 2011
criss-cross applesauce
The superior way to sit. You fold you legs to form a somewhat pretzel shape. Also know as Indian style
criss-cross applesauce by Definitely a human! April 15, 2020
Criss cross Applesauce
Criss cross Applesauce by Hdycmwifmec January 8, 2018
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