crisscross applesauce 

The pansy way of referring to sitting "Indian style."

I like rainbows, pink unicorns, and sitting crisscross applesauce while I hold hands in a love circle and sing Jesus loves me.

crisscross applesauce by 'eh July 16, 2007

crisscross applesauce 

When one sits with booty on floor, with their legs snuggly intertwined in one another

"Wow, you are sitting so crisscross applesauce right now"

crisscross applesauce by Blueberry MB January 21, 2009

crisscross applesauce 

the act of urinating in a manner such that two (or more) streams of urine intersect, thereby creating a frothy churning yellow swirl in the water which resembles applesauce

Billy and Bobby both had to pee really bad, so rather than each taking their turn, they decided to crisscross applesauce.

crisscross applesauce by Chad Baker May 12, 2004

Criss cross applesauce 

A hand to hand combat fighting maneuver in which you yell out "Criss cross applesauce!" While simultaneously faking a right punch(criss), then a left punch(cross) culminating in a swift kick to your opponents junk (applesauce) Timing is everything in this maneuver. If executed perfectly, it is unblockable.

That asshole better shut his mouth or he's gonna get the ole criss cross applesauce!

Criss cross applesauce by Mayut January 12, 2016

Criss cross applesauce 

a way in sitting in which the knees are bent and the legs over lap (hence the criss cross) and the applesauce is a nice rhyme used to remind young children how to sit.

teacher: everyone sit criss cross applesauce for story time
kindergartners: YAY!

Criss cross applesauce by singstar319 June 19, 2011

criss-cross applesauce 

The superior way to sit. You fold you legs to form a somewhat pretzel shape. Also know as Indian style

Growing up, I used to love sitting criss-cross applesauce!

criss-cross applesauce by Definitely a human! April 15, 2020

Criss cross Applesauce 

When a girl is extremely tall so she needs to sit down Indian style in order to give a blowjob

Hey babe can you give me some criss cross applesauce?

Criss cross Applesauce by Hdycmwifmec January 8, 2018