crewposter 

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hes the crewposter
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crewposter by amogus so sus April 30, 2021

CREEPSTER

CREEPSTER #1

A CREEPSTER is a Cross Between a HIPSTER & a CREEP Or Just A Creepy Person in General.

Creepsters think they are Hip & Cool, But, in Reality, They are Really Creepy & Give Off a Molester/Rapist, Sex-Fiend Vibe.

Many Times, Creepsters Are Sociopathic (they Socially Prey on People) & have Fake Charming Voices (see Worm Tongue).

The Male Creepsters, Many Times, Sport Sparse Goatees or Beards and Usually Wear Sunglasses & are Physically Fit, so that they can Get Laid More Often.

Many of The Females usually are TATTED and are “Betty Page” Look Alikes & Wannabees that have Leopard Skin Clothing Fetishes.

Creepsters are Always Looking to be Admired and to Get Laid. They will Constantly Brag about How Great They Are, while Ripping Other People Apart to Make Them Look Good.

Some Common Examples of Creepsters (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary)
1. All Middle-Aged Men who are trying to get Teenagers in the Sack by Acting Cool through the Use of Drugs, Materialism, Music or Literature. This includes Most College Professors, many High School Teachers, Some Step-Fathers & Recreational Church Leaders.
2. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
3. Many Guys who have Mail-Order/Trophy Wives Half their Age out of Eastern Europe.
4. Married Men who Come On to You while they are bringing their Children to School, Day Care, Church or the YMCA. (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary).

That Little Guy with the Goatee Beard & Dark Sun Glasses Who Keeps Trying to Have Sex With My Mother is One Little Creepster.

CREEPSTER by Tina from the BGCA August 25, 2014

CREEPSTER

CREEPSTER Definition #2

A CREEPSTER is a Cross Between a HIPSTER & a CREEP or Anyone with a Creepy Presence (see Creepster #1 & #3)

A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #2
5. Woman who Hang their Cleavage in Your Husband’s or Significant Other’s Face at Parties and Other Social Events.
6. Guys with Goatee Beards who play with Balls while Telling You How Great They Are on Your First Date.
7. All “Betty Page” Look -Alikes.
8. Guys who tell you how Great they are at Kung Fu, so they Try to Impress You to Take Them to Bed.
9. Self-Absorbed, Bored-House-Wives who Wear “Jackie-O” Dark Sun Glasses who tell you how Worthless their Husbands are, While The Husbands Are Completely Supporting Them Financially, While their Wives are Trying to Get You to Fuck Them.
10. All Swingers.
11. White Women who Dig Black Guys or Guys Half Their Age.
12. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
13. Women who shave their Eyebrows and have them Tattooed on.
14. Flashy Men who Like Fast Sport Cars and Cheat on Their Wives.
15. Women who Sneak Out on Their Significant Other to Have Sex in a Car with Someone Else when They Are Supposed to Be Out Grocery Shopping or Buying Clothes.
16. Guys who Share Lollipops with Each Other.
17. Lesbian Gym Teachers who Want You To Come Over to Their House After School, so that they can Comb Your Hair.
18. Guys who Wear Cowboy Boots and/or have Ponytails.

I wish that Creepster would stop hanging her tits in my husband's face at our daughter's birthday party.

CREEPSTER by Tina from the BGCA August 26, 2014

crewbuster 

Someone who dates several members of the same group of friends, often causing conflict within the group.

That dude was dating Laura and 3 of her close friends - now they are all at war. Man, he's a crewbuster!

crewbuster by Crewbuster September 1, 2008

CREEPSTER

CREEPSTER Definition #3

A CREEPSTER is a Cross Between a HIPSTER & a CREEP or Anyone with a Creepy Presence (see Creepster #1 & #2)

A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #3
19. All Adulterers.
20. Tattooed Single Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
21. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off & To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
22. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
23. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters &/or Step Daughters.
24. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
25. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
26. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
27. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night and at Work.
28. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.
29. Drunk or Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
30. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
31. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During the Holidays and Act Like Nothing is Wrong.

That Little Guy at Church with the Goatee Beard and Russian "Mail-Order Bride" "Half His Age" who "Hits On" Everyone is One Big Creepster.

CREEPSTER by Tina from the BGCA August 25, 2014

creepsteroni 

Basically, it's a person that is:
A. a lurk
B. a creep/creepster/creeper
C. all of the above

Dan: "Dude, who's that guy lurking in the shadows?"
Josh: "I dunno, but he sure is a creepsteroni"
Dan: "Yeah, he's totally tryna claim the prize"
Josh: "LOL"

creepsteroni by my name is Alina & i invented this word June 24, 2007

creepster

A guy who girls think is really creepy
Acts really awkward around girls
One who waits for the drunkest girls at the end of a party to hit on

Andy Blacker is the definition of a creepster

creepster by Shit Show September 28, 2006