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crewposter 

hes the crewposter
what
crewposter by amogus so sus April 30, 2021

crèmbster 

A feverish sexual addiction involving a Prince Edward Island lobster (preferably alive). The procedure is commenced with the lobster clenching tightly to the testicles. Once this position is succeeded, the deliverer breaches entry of the lobster’s mouth canal with an erect veiny cock and proceeds down the throat. The penis is then removed with miximum strength. This action continues with violent force until the grip of the lobster begins to become flacid. If done correctly, the lobster should have perished and your shaft should be covered in the successfully harvested “crèmbster”. You may now wring out and drink from either opening of your digestive system.
Who eats a lobster these days. All the rave is in Crèmbster because i need no tools to get into that tough shell!
crèmbster by MrMonoply5000 February 21, 2018

Dark Clawbuster 

This is a channel name on YouTube, google account name, and more. Surprisingly, only one person has ever used this name. And I will not say who, since you could easily guess.
Person: Hi! Who are you?
Me: Dark Clawbuster. Why?
Person: That's a... odd... name...
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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