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crapsterbate

the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit
marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament
crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006

Creepsterbating 

When someone masterbates while creeping on another persons social media.
I caught Jimmy creepsterbating to Steves Moms Facebook.

creepsturbation 

The act of creeping on people's online social media profiles for pictures to pleasure oneself to, often committed by individuals with neckbeards.
"I had to tighten up my security settings to stop all the creepsturbation going on from my Halloween pictures."