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crapmaster 

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!
crapmaster by james ferarro August 21, 2006

crapsterbate

the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit
marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament
crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006

Craigposter 

A craigposter, or someone who craigposts, is someone who posts silly posts of the South Park character Craig Tucker. The content that they post can range from screenshots and videos to art and fan-animations. Craigposters and other Craig fans have created a small community on Pinterest. The number of craigposters are increasing rapidly, the first and most notable one being @craigautism or Jordan :3. There are many others that you can easily find on Pinterest. Though it’s small, the shared love for Craig Tucker makes the community strong.
Craig Tucker enthusiast: I love being a Pinterest craigposter!
Craigposter by divster :D September 3, 2023

crapster 

1.) An object or product made with shoddy and/or crude components.
2.) Characterized by faulty or inferior thinking.
3.) Used as an adjective to describe someone or something as overall inferior or wretched.
"John has a crapster computer in his basement that he built using spare parts from a pawn shop."

"You're using completely crapster logic in coming to that conclusion."
crapster by triumvir April 19, 2006

crapsterpiece 

A work of art that goes so far beyond bad, it is not redeemable even through the power of ridicule.
Mariah Carey's film debut, "Glitter," was a monumental crapsterpiece.
crapsterpiece by Pencil Necked Geek February 27, 2005

CHISME CHAPPORTER 

Chisme chapporter-
1.Mexican/ Hispanic slang. ( chisme) pronouced cheez-meh - chapporter for supporting the chisme.

Which means good gossip, supporting the topic of chisme without being biased or judgmental. Just listens for pure entertainment purposes only.

2. That one guy or girl who sits in while other people gossip
And I was like ...shhhh! There comes a chisme chapporter !

Le Gusta El chisme, es un chisme chapporter!!

We were just about to talk about her then there came a chisme chapporter to add to the drama..
CHISME CHAPPORTER by Prismarieg81 February 11, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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