1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirlcone. It was swirled to perfection.
You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!
You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!
the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit
A craigposter, or someone who craigposts, is someone who posts silly posts of the South Park character Craig Tucker. The content that they post can range from screenshots and videos to art and fan-animations. Craigposters and other Craig fans have created a small community on Pinterest. The number of craigposters are increasing rapidly, the first and most notable one being @craigautism or Jordan :3. There are many others that you can easily find on Pinterest. Though it’s small, the shared love for Craig Tucker makes the community strong.
1.) An object or product made with shoddy and/or crude components.
2.) Characterized by faulty or inferior thinking.
3.) Used as an adjective to describe someone or something as overall inferior or wretched.
"John has a crapster computer in his basement that he built using spare parts from a pawn shop."
"You're using completely crapster logic in coming to that conclusion."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.