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cretino
Cretino is an Italian word for someone who is acting like an idiot, dumb or generally a person of low intelligence.
cretino by MagicMiguelo December 5, 2015
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cretinoid • Cretenoid • cretinist • cretinous • creanoid • cretinismus enormous • cretinitus • cretino • Cretinopedia • Cretinourous
Cretinville
Where a cretin would lurk, hideout, and act creepy. Where the most shady of weasels spend their days. No person ever wants to visit.
Cretinville by Sociable December 8, 2010
cretinous
(adj) Cretin-like, idiotic, boorish (Word found in many early 20th Cent dictionaries has enjoyed recent slang usage, especially among hackers. “Crétin” is a not entirely respected French dialectal term for a deformed or retarded person)
cretinous by Bill Peters November 11, 2006
Cretinous Etinous
Cretinous Etinous by TeevReqq May 22, 2021
cretinist
Usually a fundamentalist, holier-than-thou, Bible-thumping, Scripture-quoting, Hallelujah-ing Christian, who often claims to be a "creation scientist" despite obviously bad science and flawed logic. Outspoken and eloquent, they can be very persuasive to the uninformed and pose a grave danger to our public school systems. Someone who naively and blindly believes in what one ancient book (Genesis) says and ignores the huge mountain of evidence and the power of human logic attesting to the rise of man and other species by naturalistic (sans divine intervention) mechanisms. Some also still believe that the earth is flat.
A notorious cretinist is "Dr." Kent Hovind who bought his degree from a diploma mill.
Suggested reading: The Selfish Gene, by renowned Oxford biologist Dr. Richard Dawkins. This is one book that, if you can uderstand the complexities involved can change your whole worldview forever as it did mine.
A notorious cretinist is "Dr." Kent Hovind who bought his degree from a diploma mill.
Suggested reading: The Selfish Gene, by renowned Oxford biologist Dr. Richard Dawkins. This is one book that, if you can uderstand the complexities involved can change your whole worldview forever as it did mine.
cretinist by Neo-Darwinian, ex-Christian May 4, 2004
Cretenoid
A person who makes sentences like: "Then I heard something ,something so horrible it made me eat my pocket calculator while laser beams made from cannon balls were running marathons around my ironing iron."
The formal definition is a breeding mistake made by an idiot ,a moron and a kamikaze
The formal definition is a breeding mistake made by an idiot ,a moron and a kamikaze
PERSON A:Hey! How are you?
CRETENOID: I don't know. Disturbed.
PERSON A: Why?
CRETENOID: Becouse my door fell down and
started singing the national
anthem.
CRETENOID: I don't know. Disturbed.
PERSON A: Why?
CRETENOID: Becouse my door fell down and
started singing the national
anthem.
Cretenoid by Tale07.cro January 12, 2009
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