Cretenoid 

A person who makes sentences like: "Then I heard something ,something so horrible it made me eat my pocket calculator while laser beams made from cannon balls were running marathons around my ironing iron."

The formal definition is a breeding mistake made by an idiot ,a moron and a kamikaze

PERSON A:Hey! How are you?

CRETENOID: I don't know. Disturbed.

PERSON A: Why?

CRETENOID: Becouse my door fell down and
started singing the national
anthem.

Cretenoid by Tale07.cro January 12, 2009

cretinoid 

a person clasified as a cretin or other primary example of a subnormal, defectictive puttyhead.

Take back your cretinoid logic you shiteball.

cretinoid by Anonymous September 24, 2002

Cretoid 

When a lobotomite has sex with a cretin

That guy is a fucking cretoid

Cretoid by cretoid July 14, 2020

creanoid 

Derived from the substance 'creatine', often used by body builders. Describes a man of immense muscle size, more powerful than a beast.

Lee Priest is a total creanoid.
Man, look at that creanoid.

creanoid by Celton July 6, 2004

cretension 

when theres tension between you and your crew

damn, when we got stuck in that elevator for two hours, i was definitely starting to feel some cretension between bob and branden

cretension by mark April 12, 2004

creepoidian 

Name for having a fascination with old haunted/abandoned places

You are a creepoidian if you like to explore creepy, haunted, or abandoned places

creepoidian by Dr_Hemlock February 12, 2015

crotnoid 

An annoying co-worker who puts sugar in everyone's tea and coffee thinking its funny

That damn crotnoid from Accounting put a heaps of sugar in my tea when I left my office

crotnoid by Crotnoid June 13, 2017