Creepin
Jesus is a term used by the tow trucking industry to describe those who who are act as their dogsbody. The Creepin
Jesus is never allowed to perform anything but the most basic of menial tasks, yet they think that they are invaluable to the industry and can often be heard telling whoever will listen, how many friends they have and how important they are. Sometimes the Creepin
Jesus will take exception to their name, so other names, such as Bozo and Fuckhead are often substituted. It is easy to identify a Creepin
Jesus. Just look for someone in a wheelchair and the Creepin Jesus will be the one running away.