You are chatting with a creeper roommate from another room. You look down at the screen to see the words "I see you" and look behind you to see said roommate standing behind you with a very creepy expression on their face. "You are such a creeper" you say. They reply, "Indeed I am a creeper. But you're just jealous to be lacking in my illustrious creepitude. I've got mad skills and it takes a special kind of person to be able to pull off the act of creeping with finesse"
n. A fusion of "crap," (Eng.: feces) and "amplitude" (Eng.: ); a conceptual expression of a general amount or degree of low quality (e.g., in an item, activity or experience); awfulness, miserableness, dullness or inferiority. Usually ironical.
When the furry chick asked me to name my favorite Billy Joel record, I knew that this party was going to max out my tolerance for crapitude.
A person that you have recently become 'friends' with on Facebook. Their usual activities include, but are not limited to, liking every status, fan page or wall post on your profile. They are attracted to every person who responds to any of these 'likes.' You will rue the day you reply to a creepture, for they will annoy the crap out of you from that day on. They will find your phone number and blow up your phone with smiley-face ridden texts.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.