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Creepton 

1. One is attracted to Dakota Fanning.

2. Someone you cannot trust. Often a tall, demi-god looking, blue-eyed, track running, shit talking bastard that prefers to date sluts.

3. Someone who has no life or friends outside of guitar hero and Glee.

4. A guy who wears the tightest clothes possible, choosing to tuck his skinny jeans into his high top pumas.

5. One who drives a green Jeep and allows others to borrow it, despite the fact that his insurance no longer allows this due to his own terrible driving.
"Hey you want to hang out with me and Greg tonight?"
"No thanks, that guy's a freakin creepton and I don't want all of my secrets spread around the battalion."

"Creepton is currently in the conference room playing guitar hero...alone. For the past 4 hours."
Creepton by supermodels March 27, 2010
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Creeptolli 

A person who seems normal, then one day bursts into an unexpected fit of violence and anger.
Did you see Creeptolli in math class today? He shoved me against the chalkboard! I thought he was just an average guy all this time.
Creeptolli by JimJim13 January 12, 2009

Creeptown 

1. To be extremely odd or creepy
2. To say something unexpected or completely out of the blue
3. To be spooky or eerie
"This house looks like it belongs in Creeptown."

"Did you see that Creeptown over in the corner?"

"Only a Creeptown would say something like that."
Creeptown by crpsta109 January 18, 2009

Creeptologist

One who studies creeping, creepiness, and, of course, creepers.
Jim: How you know about me looking into that one girl's room?

Bob: I told you, I'm that creeptologist!

crepetonite 

Badly prepared pancakes---the kind you don't even went to THINK of eating. Pronounced KRAYP-toh-night.
They hired a new French chef. This guy's cooking is so bad, he's always turning out crepetonite!
crepetonite by pentozali January 14, 2008
a creepy, strange person - sometimes a pedophile - most commonly found in orlando, florida.
"Oh my god, did you see that creeton taking pictures of us in line?"

"We gotta ice! - a 30 year old creeton and his five friends are heading our way!!!"
creeton by raqia April 19, 2007

creepson 

A person who ignores you on social media. Always viewing your stories or status but never engaging with your content and barely wants to chat.
Zerah says “Tolu is such a CREEPSON as he always views stories and status but never wants to chat”. Tolu is a CREEPSON.
creepson by @tco_carr May 24, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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