creamy custard

ejaculating inside of a girls vagina and she queefs it out

dave:i pulled the creamy custard on jenny last night and she fainted

by Ginger Firecrotch January 1, 2008

Creamy Cock Custard

Human semen, especially when it was been left for a long period of time.

I'm not cleaning your creamy cock custard off the curtains again.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Cream custard

The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.

Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.

Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.

Julia: *already in the shower*

by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 12, 2023

Custard cream

When the male spunks on their partners back then spoons them.

I knew it was true love when we custard creamed into the night.

by Gashstreetkids May 31, 2020

backwards custard cream

The backwards custard cream involves screwing your chosen partner violently, first making eye contact with the recipient, then when they are about to cream, do a jerking cork-screw action and flip them on to their belly and cum on their back.you have just achieved the Backwards custard cream.

mike gave me the old backwards custard cream last night, he didnt half make my custard cream!

by dbistcuitjj November 13, 2016

custard cream

n. an orgasmicly amazing tasting biscuit

gimme a custard cream damnit!

by Lianne Gray November 30, 2003

Custard Cream

The most infamous of party pranks. A custard cream is where you and a group of friends pin down another party goer and insert a custard cream biscuit into their rectum. Often followed by duck taping over the cavity to make sure it is secure.

Did you hear about John?
Yeah apparently he got custard creamed last night

by J_Hop May 2, 2016