Definitions by Afrobeatsyourcheeks

Erika Kirking

To maintain ostentatious theatric behavior especially when responding to a negative situation in order to elicit compassionate response from orders, but not actually being able to convey genuine and appropriate human emotion to negative stimuli.

Rolf: “Idk dude she called me crying but then my homegirl who was with her said she didn’t have any tears coming down and was smiling afterwards…I think that bitch was Erika Kirking me

Kevin: “yeah man what a psychopath…you know what I always say: ‘if she cryin, she lyin’….”

Erika Kirking by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 27, 2025

Cream custard 

The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.

Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.

Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.

Julia: *already in the shower*

Cream custard by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 12, 2023

Pussy pink bitch 

A hyper feminine, taken-care-of, uppity woman who doesn’t engage in physical labor and is always getting fancy looking items, and wants them all in the color pink as their pussy that they love getting railed in.

Leanne: I know I’ve been talking about how horny I always am, but look at this pink bag I got! I’ve done so much research on this bag; the bottom unzips and you can actually put like shoes in there or anything really. I love the color it came in. I’m obsessed with it.

Guy: You know, you’re such a pussy pink bitch.

Pussy pink bitch by Afrobeatsyourcheeks July 19, 2023

Goochie hole 

The entire area encompassing the asshole and balls, particularly when exposed

At this party we got video evidence of this man with his legs spread in the air getting his goochie hole sprayed with champagne.

Goochie hole by Afrobeatsyourcheeks July 17, 2023