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Crazy P is an English electronic music group, formed around 1995 by Chris Todd and Jim Baron. The band's sound incorporates soul music, disco and house music. Todd explained the origin of the band name: "A flat mate of mine had a record called 'loco pinga' which roughly translates to Crazy Penis, we were going to call ourselves loco pinga but once we told people that, they liked crazy penis better for the shock value."
I just saw Crazy P in a show. They were almost as hot as my dad hog
crazy p by supaflysnooka March 7, 2022
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Crazy Phuckers

A worldwide travel group with a drinking problem. With members of various ranks numbering in the hundreds, and usually moving in packs of up to 30 or 40 people, the Crazy Phuckers travel the world, leaving behind an aftermath of good times, great memories, and even better friends (and the occasional self-promoting sticker, too). They are specifically known for seriously debaucherous gatherings, consuming all of the alcohol at any given bar, using women to lure your women, overwhelming small supermarkets, wrecking golf carts, doing body shots on your local bar, cooking some seriously good food, and renting entire wings of hotels, villas, and estates in a typically failed attempt to contain themselves. Simply put, if you encounter one in your travels, your best bet is to befriend and follow!
"Dude...The party sucked 'til the Crazy Phuckers showed up!! Why did I wake up wearing only a red plastic cup...And has anyone seen my girlfriend?"
Crazy Phuckers by Otts July 11, 2009

Edson Crazy Pants 

There was a man on his throne.
He sat there all alone.
His name was Edson.
And he sung a little song.

'Oooo Doodle Lay eee Whooooo'
'I AM EDSON, I POOPED SO HARD I AM EDSON LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA'

He has a big ass and is chunky and he sung the chunky hunky but he ain't no munky honey!

i feel like i'm taking crazy pills! 

the feeling that something that you understand to be true is so self-evident that you cannot believe that others can't see it or understand it too.
Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

crazy putty 

A cursive mis-read of "Crazy Pussy" as seen on 30 Rock. Apparently causes a lot of frustration.
Here, I can't say it, but I'll write it in cursive so you can read it.

"Crazy Putty?"
"No."
"Ohhh, Crazy Pussy!"
crazy putty by lookjerk July 9, 2010

crazy paper 

"yo we been eatin that crazy paper for 2 weeks straight. this is the farthest i've ever expanded my mind, dude."
crazy paper by clearpeople September 16, 2009

Crazy Pirate 

The act of ejaculating in a woman's eye and hitting her in the shin. So she has the appearance of a peg-legged and eye-patched pirate.
Man: Ohh shit! I'm going to cum.

Woman: Pull out, I'm not on birth control.
Man: Well, that makes me want to assault you, so put your face over here.
Woman: Oh shit, its in my eye. I can't see!
Woman: What the fuck, that hurt! (while hopping around bedroom)
Man: That is what a crazy pirate feels like.
Crazy Pirate by Dr.Nasty69 April 4, 2011