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The act of ejaculating in a woman's eye and hitting her in the shin. So she has the appearance of a peg-legged and eye-patched pirate.
Man: Ohh shit! I'm going to cum.

Woman: Pull out, I'm not on birth control.
Man: Well, that makes me want to assault you, so put your face over here.
Woman: Oh shit, its in my eye. I can't see!
Woman: What the fuck, that hurt! (while hopping around bedroom)
Man: That is what a crazy pirate feels like.
by Dr.Nasty69 March 18, 2011
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