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Craymitzvahog 

A crazy hedgehog running amok at a Bar or Bat Mitzvah.
Jew 1: Oy vey, something was nibbling on the Torah!
Jew 2: Yeah, I spotted a craymitzvahog earlier, adorable but quite a nuisance.
Craymitzvahog by Katehog May 23, 2012
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Cracumber 

When a chick gets anal from a buncha guys and she craps out all the cum
That whore took a cracumber and that shit fucking flew man
Cracumber by DBCA October 26, 2009
A combination episode in which the negative trinity of experience is co-occurring, CRisis, trAUma and DraMA, in a person or event.

The physical image of Crauma manifests as an out of control, disregulared body and mood due an inability to regulate mood and response to events.

Creator of mental illness and disregulation of mood, body and spirit.
Growing up he had experienced a lot of Crauma with very few healthy skills for managing his emotions.

She lived a craumatic laden life.
Crauma by Namaste_lfk January 12, 2017
the more articulated and admired plural of hair cream. Not only is it a plural, but it signifies very good looking hair and is often used when complementing hair.. if one is asked how many crayms they put in thier hair, no one replys with a number... they must reply with the following; alowt, alowts,fews, littles.. the pluralizing s must be added
complimenter: "How many crayms did you put?"

person with nice hair: "Thanks mans, alowt of crayms..sekiz"
crayms by Kareem F August 22, 2006

craymail 

When you get an email from a crazy person, or an email which has mentally insane undertones.
Dude, I totally got craymail from my ex yesterday.
craymail by Beeper7 August 13, 2014

Clayumbarger 

Man 1: did you just do a carternewsome.
Man 2: no it was much better so it was a clayumbarger.
Clayumbarger by Shastyboy22 April 20, 2018