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Craymitzvahog 

A crazy hedgehog running amok at a Bar or Bat Mitzvah.
Jew 1: Oy vey, something was nibbling on the Torah!
Jew 2: Yeah, I spotted a craymitzvahog earlier, adorable but quite a nuisance.
Craymitzvahog by Katehog May 23, 2012
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Cracumber 

When a chick gets anal from a buncha guys and she craps out all the cum
That whore took a cracumber and that shit fucking flew man
Cracumber by DBCA October 26, 2009
A combination episode in which the negative trinity of experience is co-occurring, CRisis, trAUma and DraMA, in a person or event.

The physical image of Crauma manifests as an out of control, disregulared body and mood due an inability to regulate mood and response to events.

Creator of mental illness and disregulation of mood, body and spirit.
Growing up he had experienced a lot of Crauma with very few healthy skills for managing his emotions.

She lived a craumatic laden life.
Crauma by Namaste_lfk January 12, 2017
the more articulated and admired plural of hair cream. Not only is it a plural, but it signifies very good looking hair and is often used when complementing hair.. if one is asked how many crayms they put in thier hair, no one replys with a number... they must reply with the following; alowt, alowts,fews, littles.. the pluralizing s must be added
complimenter: "How many crayms did you put?"

person with nice hair: "Thanks mans, alowt of crayms..sekiz"
crayms by Kareem F August 22, 2006

craymail 

When you get an email from a crazy person, or an email which has mentally insane undertones.
Dude, I totally got craymail from my ex yesterday.
craymail by Beeper7 August 13, 2014

Clayumbarger 

Man 1: did you just do a carternewsome.
Man 2: no it was much better so it was a clayumbarger.
Clayumbarger by Shastyboy22 April 20, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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