crayma

The act or state of pretending to be indifferent toward something because you actually care about it intensely, usually as a way of avoiding vulnerability, embarrassment, or revealing how emotionally invested you are.

She keeps saying she doesn’t care whether he responds, but checks her notifications every five minutes. That’s pure crayma.

He acted like losing the competition meant nothing to him, but he’d been practicing for months. The crayma was obvious.

She kept saying she didn’t care whether anyone remembered her birthday, but you could tell she really hoped they would. Total crayma.

crayma by baconbizzles September 10, 2026

Chayma 

A fun loving girl who knows how to have fun. She has many friends with a lot of inside jokes. She generally has brown hair, brown eyes, and crazy dance moves. She knows how to make anyone laugh and laughs all the time herself. She has many friends who get her sense of style and sexy skills.

Chayma is da bomb

Chayma by Amanda.1994 September 19, 2012

Craymitzvahog 

A crazy hedgehog running amok at a Bar or Bat Mitzvah.

Jew 1: Oy vey, something was nibbling on the Torah!
Jew 2: Yeah, I spotted a craymitzvahog earlier, adorable but quite a nuisance.

Craymitzvahog by Katehog May 23, 2012

Porsche Cayman S 

Designed by the good people at Porshe A.G. as an intermediate car that fills the gap between the 911 and the Boxster. A mid engine build that puts a premium on handling and driving precision more than balls-out peformance from, say the 911S. Yet it can blast to 60mph in around 5 toe curling seconds {depends on year, model etc} and scare the living crappola' out of yourself in the process. I guess it's about 40% Boxster, 30% 911 and the rest it's own special goods. A special blend to be sure. Let lose to the public in 2005, it's built a nice rep' as a multi use road machine that can cummute like a Honda Civic with pretty good gas mileage {20 city, 28 hwy} with the ponnies to transform itself into a mini Indy car by simply mashing down your right foot....you know the one. The flat six's exhaust note is simply symphonic with a low growl that mutates into a Banshee shriek that makes a guys spine say "Oh Baby!, spank me harder and don't spare the hand brush!" It really sounds like an ole' school 993 Carrera with the air cooled flat six. The car seems connected to the driver with an almost telekinetic union and that means you feel everything from the whirling pound of the engine through your back to every little bit of foreign matter you drive over. The car does have it's little piss-offs though but who the fuck cares! Your driving one of the most cool rides from Stuttgart to grace Canadian streets in years.

"What the hell was 'dat little shcreamer?" said the drunkin' alien. "Why, it was a Porsche Cayman S you silly, green, bug-eyed twat" Say's the english gentleman in a tweed coat.

Porsche Cayman S by BEASER February 24, 2011

Cramalot 

A place of storage that is overflowing or crowded with collected items that one may or may not ever use again.
(mostly used in referral to a remote storage building or area)

I need to go to my Cramalot to find some winter clothes but it so full of stuff that it will take me at least an hour to find the right box

Cramalot by Quilly the Porcupine April 29, 2009

crapmaster 

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.

You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!

crapmaster by james ferarro August 21, 2006

Cramability

noun masc.:

The natural or acquired skill of cramming knowledge into one's brain via intense periods of revision in the final moments (most frequently days or hours before an exam).

I got an A* in English from pure cramability.
Man, my aspiration in life is to have cramability as good as yours!

Cramability by Xuz May 25, 2009