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Cracumber 

When a chick gets anal from a buncha guys and she craps out all the cum
That whore took a cracumber and that shit fucking flew man
Cracumber by DBCA October 26, 2009
A combination episode in which the negative trinity of experience is co-occurring, CRisis, trAUma and DraMA, in a person or event.

The physical image of Crauma manifests as an out of control, disregulared body and mood due an inability to regulate mood and response to events.

Creator of mental illness and disregulation of mood, body and spirit.
Growing up he had experienced a lot of Crauma with very few healthy skills for managing his emotions.

She lived a craumatic laden life.
Crauma by Namaste_lfk January 12, 2017

cratmosstank 

Slang for Crap must stink
Oh Cratmosstank, I forgot my cell phone at home.
cratmosstank by Bartledoo2 October 30, 2013

Catumanunombie 

A cat that is mixed with a human that is a nun and a zombie..
The Catumanunombie was chasing the man down the street.
Catumanunombie by nunurass November 14, 2017
A custom made coat that is used to keep a man's scrotum warm. The coat is typically made from worsted wool or cashmere. Few companies use polyester because it can be very hot and leave chaffing on the actual nut skin.
Jeff: Hey Rocky! Did you hear that Wal-Mart is now carrying coatums?
Rocky: No Jeff I didn't, did you buy one?
Jeff: Yeah man! Mine is made out of cashmere..
Rocky: Sweet dude!! Can i try it on??
Jeff: Fuck you man! Get your own.
Coatum by Marcus.O.1986 November 3, 2010

Cratomenlumium 

"oh man. i just pooped."
"ugh that's cratomenlumium!"
Cratomenlumium by sarahstarshipp August 6, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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