cratum

male genitalia

His cratum is small

by Squirrel guy February 8, 2023

Cracumber

When a chick gets anal from a buncha guys and she craps out all the cum

That whore took a cracumber and that shit fucking flew man

by DBCA October 26, 2009

Crauma

A combination episode in which the negative trinity of experience is co-occurring, CRisis, trAUma and DraMA, in a person or event.

The physical image of Crauma manifests as an out of control, disregulared body and mood due an inability to regulate mood and response to events.

Creator of mental illness and disregulation of mood, body and spirit.

Growing up he had experienced a lot of Crauma with very few healthy skills for managing his emotions.

She lived a craumatic laden life.

by Namaste_lfk January 12, 2017

cratmosstank

Slang for Crap must stink

Oh Cratmosstank, I forgot my cell phone at home.

by Bartledoo2 October 30, 2013

Catumanunombie

A cat that is mixed with a human that is a nun and a zombie..

The Catumanunombie was chasing the man down the street.

by nunurass November 14, 2017

Coatum

A custom made coat that is used to keep a man's scrotum warm. The coat is typically made from worsted wool or cashmere. Few companies use polyester because it can be very hot and leave chaffing on the actual nut skin.

Jeff: Hey Rocky! Did you hear that Wal-Mart is now carrying coatums?
Rocky: No Jeff I didn't, did you buy one?
Jeff: Yeah man! Mine is made out of cashmere..
Rocky: Sweet dude!! Can i try it on??
Jeff: Fuck you man! Get your own.

by Marcus.O.1986 November 3, 2010

Cratomenlumium

Really stink smelling poop.

"oh man. i just pooped."
"ugh that's cratomenlumium!"

by sarahstarshipp August 6, 2008