Shastyboy22's definitions

Clayumbarger

A better version of a carternewsome.

Man 1: did you just do a carternewsome.
Man 2: no it was much better so it was a clayumbarger.

by Shastyboy22 April 20, 2018

Mills

Most well known as a famous middle name for Cypriot’s.

Man 1: Hi what’s your name.
Man 2: it is Barnaby mills Cowaly.

by Shastyboy22 April 20, 2018

Bumble wasp

What happens when a bumblebee joins in love with a wasp.

Ahhhhhh! I just got stung by a bumble wasp!

by Shastyboy22 November 27, 2017

Bacon turds

The experience when you try to poop and are only able to squeeze out a small slither of firm poop.

Dude I just tried to poop but I only squeezed out a couple small bacon turds.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

Scooch-da-looch

When you move closer to a person in order to lick their elbow and they turn around right when you are in the middle of the lick.

Dude did you see the guy do the scooch-da-looch on the subway.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

Carternewsome

A long loud burst of anal gas that smells like the diarrhea of a fat Labrador.

Dude I’m sorry but I just let out a carternewsome.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

Shasty

The feeling of extreme anger and confusion usually experienced during school or work.

Dude I just got so shasty at Gail.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017