Shastyboy22's definitions

Bacon turds

The experience when you try to poop and are only able to squeeze out a small slither of firm poop.

Dude I just tried to poop but I only squeezed out a couple small bacon turds.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

Scooch-da-looch

When you move closer to a person in order to lick their elbow and they turn around right when you are in the middle of the lick.

Dude did you see the guy do the scooch-da-looch on the subway.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

Carternewsome

A long loud burst of anal gas that smells like the diarrhea of a fat Labrador.

Dude I’m sorry but I just let out a carternewsome.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

Shasty

The feeling of extreme anger and confusion usually experienced during school or work.

Dude I just got so shasty at Gail.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

Gail fright

Verb describing extreme terror. Side effects of Gail fright include rapid memory loss and extreme confusion. Gail fright is usually caused by strong perfume inhalation.

Dude when I tried to say my lines I got gail fright and forgot everything.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

Clayumbarger

A better version of a carternewsome.

Man 1: did you just do a carternewsome.
Man 2: no it was much better so it was a clayumbarger.

by Shastyboy22 April 20, 2018

Mills

Most well known as a famous middle name for Cypriot’s.

Man 1: Hi what’s your name.
Man 2: it is Barnaby mills Cowaly.

by Shastyboy22 April 20, 2018