Definitions by baconbizzles
cillaction
noun
The satisfaction of being proven right after correctly predicting something that other people ignored, doubted, or dismissed.
The satisfaction of being proven right after correctly predicting something that other people ignored, doubted, or dismissed.
I told everyone the event would get canceled because of the weather, and nobody believed me. The cillaction when that cancellation notification arrived was incredible.
She warned them that their plan wouldn’t work, but they ignored her. When it failed exactly how she predicted, she couldn’t hide the cillaction.
Nobody believed me when I said he’d come crawling back within a week. Seeing his name pop up six days later gave me pure cillaction.
She warned them that their plan wouldn’t work, but they ignored her. When it failed exactly how she predicted, she couldn’t hide the cillaction.
Nobody believed me when I said he’d come crawling back within a week. Seeing his name pop up six days later gave me pure cillaction.
cillaction by baconbizzles September 10, 2026
malood
noun / adjective
The tendency to continue using an unnecessarily difficult or inefficient method because changing approaches would mean admitting that your original method wasn’t very good.
The tendency to continue using an unnecessarily difficult or inefficient method because changing approaches would mean admitting that your original method wasn’t very good.
She knew there was an easier way to organize everything, but she’d already defended her system too many times to switch. Pure malood.
I spent an hour doing it manually after finding out there was an automatic option because changing methods would’ve meant admitting I’d wasted my time. I was completely malood.
He refused to follow the shortcut after insisting his route was faster. At that point, malood was the only thing keeping him going.
I spent an hour doing it manually after finding out there was an automatic option because changing methods would’ve meant admitting I’d wasted my time. I was completely malood.
He refused to follow the shortcut after insisting his route was faster. At that point, malood was the only thing keeping him going.
malood by baconbizzles September 10, 2026
clopped
adjective
Feeling simultaneously annoyed and secretly pleased when someone copies or imitates you, because while the copying is irritating, it also feels validating or flattering that they considered you worth copying.
Feeling simultaneously annoyed and secretly pleased when someone copies or imitates you, because while the copying is irritating, it also feels validating or flattering that they considered you worth copying.
She bought the exact outfit after seeing mine, and I’m kinda clopped. Like, get your own style, but clearly mine ate.
“He basically copied my whole presentation format. I’m clopped because it’s annoying, but I guess mine was good enough to steal.
I was clopped when she started using my phrase. Stop stealing my shit, but also I’m apparently influential.
“He basically copied my whole presentation format. I’m clopped because it’s annoying, but I guess mine was good enough to steal.
I was clopped when she started using my phrase. Stop stealing my shit, but also I’m apparently influential.
clopped by baconbizzles September 10, 2026
definant
noun / adjective
A reaction to a minor inconvenience that goes far beyond what was necessary to solve it, usually because the person becomes disproportionately committed to making sure the inconvenience can never happen again.
A reaction to a minor inconvenience that goes far beyond what was necessary to solve it, usually because the person becomes disproportionately committed to making sure the inconvenience can never happen again.
Her charger kept falling behind the desk, so she rearranged the entire room and mounted a charging station to the wall. Completely definant.
After forgetting his password once, he reorganized every login he had and created an entire system for them. That was definant as hell.
“The drawer got stuck twice, so she replaced the whole cabinet. Peak definant behavior.
After forgetting his password once, he reorganized every login he had and created an entire system for them. That was definant as hell.
“The drawer got stuck twice, so she replaced the whole cabinet. Peak definant behavior.
definant by baconbizzles September 10, 2026
pashompt
noun / verb
The deliberate act of waiting to respond to a message you’ve already seen because replying immediately might make you seem overly eager, interested, or available.
The deliberate act of waiting to respond to a message you’ve already seen because replying immediately might make you seem overly eager, interested, or available.
I saw her text immediately, but pashompt had me waiting ten minutes before replying so I wouldn’t look too eager.
He already knew exactly what he wanted to say, but he pashompted for a few minutes before sending it.
The notification popped up while she was holding her phone, but she waited anyway. Pure pashompt.
He already knew exactly what he wanted to say, but he pashompted for a few minutes before sending it.
The notification popped up while she was holding her phone, but she waited anyway. Pure pashompt.
pashompt by baconbizzles September 10, 2026
krape
noun / verb
The tendency to keep something useless or unnecessary because you’ve owned it for so long that getting rid of it now feels pointless, wasteful, or strangely wrong.
The tendency to keep something useless or unnecessary because you’ve owned it for so long that getting rid of it now feels pointless, wasteful, or strangely wrong.
I haven’t used that old backpack in years, but I’ve had it since middle school. Krape won’t let me throw it out.
Why do you still have that broken lamp?”
“At this point? Krape. It’s been here longer than half my furniture.
I almost deleted that ancient account, but I’ve had it since 2018. I kraped and kept it.
Why do you still have that broken lamp?”
“At this point? Krape. It’s been here longer than half my furniture.
I almost deleted that ancient account, but I’ve had it since 2018. I kraped and kept it.
krape by baconbizzles September 10, 2026
crayma
The act or state of pretending to be indifferent toward something because you actually care about it intensely, usually as a way of avoiding vulnerability, embarrassment, or revealing how emotionally invested you are.
She keeps saying she doesn’t care whether he responds, but checks her notifications every five minutes. That’s pure crayma.
He acted like losing the competition meant nothing to him, but he’d been practicing for months. The crayma was obvious.
She kept saying she didn’t care whether anyone remembered her birthday, but you could tell she really hoped they would. Total crayma.
He acted like losing the competition meant nothing to him, but he’d been practicing for months. The crayma was obvious.
She kept saying she didn’t care whether anyone remembered her birthday, but you could tell she really hoped they would. Total crayma.
crayma by baconbizzles September 10, 2026