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crawla

To summon a female to the house. To invite her in a way she can't refuse. Only ballers can use and understand this term.
Baller #1: " You see that bitch over there?"

Baller #2: "Yea, she hot as shit, son."

Baller @1: "I know. I'm bout to crawla."
by walkjohnson June 16, 2009
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creepy crawla

Creepy crawla is when your hoe wont give you none, so you skeet in her belly button. When it drys, it creates a rubbery toy mold of her belly button. Like the early 90's insect and alien easy bake oven toy creator.
"Man, my chick would'nt gimmie none lax nite, so i made that hoe a creepy crawla".
by Big K and The Was May 5, 2008
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You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! — a variation of You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! Spoken as a prelude to the promise of a good fight; or, overly vigorous multi-position highly active sex — though not at the same time.

Neither of these are possible for the current generation of men who are still virgins at 28; and, keyboard warriors only at best!!! But, that’s another Urban Dictionary entry.
An extreme athlete just who spent 500 days in a cave and recently came out told her lover:

You can try to have sex with me if you want to; but, I’ve been in a cave for 500 days; You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023
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Mall Crawler

A Jeep Wrangler that is never taken mudding or off-roading. Essentially only bought for looks.
"How does she keep her Jeep so clean?"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"
by 999WRLD August 2, 2020
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Maccas Crawl

A rite of passage undertaken by all true Alphas. The Maccas Crawl, a custom embedded in history, involves participants travelling to all McDonald's in home state or province. It is an ancient tradition created by the Core Four, the four founding fathers of the sacred ritual. Before undertaking said ritual, it is essential for all participants to start with a quick prayer to the Core Four. Once completed the Maccas Crawl participants will then become true men among boys.
Stevo: Hey bro what you doing in Saturday night?
Gazza: Going in a maccas crawl

Clarence: That's really bent
Gazza: I can smell your virginity from here
by CoreFour#3 February 19, 2020
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HE CRAWLIN

HE CRAWLIN
HE CRAWLIN
Is a joke i made (a bad one)
HE CRAWLIN
yes, the moon man from fnaf sb is CRAWLING
HE IS CRAWLIN
by Gamingbro6191 March 4, 2022
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crawlleague

A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.
Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.

Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
by Bryan Gilbreath March 7, 2012
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